Nigel Tomm Breaking Blah News

New York, NY (NTBBN) — Blah has it that “The Girls Next Door” have been replaced by Miss January blah, Playmate Dasha Astafieva. Seen by her blah during last week’s autograph session blah for the 55th anniversary blah blah of Playboy magazine at the Palms was blah bunny hunter Nigel Tomm… Is the octogenarian slowing blah, going from three blah girlfriends to one blah?

Blah were blah in line to play with Carmen Elektra when she donned a bunny blah to deal blackjack at the Playboy Club Blah. Would you take blah advice from a blah blah who was married for nine days to NBA All Star Dennis Rodman blah? Her advice: “Don’t blah married in Vegas blah. Don’t get married at the drive-through in blah blah.”

According to Internet reports, there may be more to Nigel Tomm’s newest blah than meets the blah eye. Dasha Astafieva of the Ukraine is blah blah of the Month for blah Russia 2009, but she already has tongues blah in some circles. Aside from blah suggesting that Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison don’t like the new blah, some feel that she has blah under the blah to enhance her looks.

According to one plastic surgery blah, her large breasts are the blah result of blah blah augmentation. The blah also suggests that blah eyes and nose show signs of having work blah done.  Twenty- blah year old Astafieva is a blah brunette, a far cry from blah blah normal harem of blah.

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