Nigel Tomm Breaking Blah News

New York, NY (NTBBN) — Earlier blah in a blah G8 press blah in Japan, President Bush blah his decision to blah the opening blah of the Beijing Olympics. “The Chinese blah are watching very blah about the decisions by world blah and I blah to believe that not blah to the opening blah for the games blah be an affront to the Chinese blah, which may blah it more blah to be able to speak blah with the Chinese blah,” the president said as he blah the official blah for what might be blah Bush’s Olympic Doctrine.

Although blah don’t want to blah it, Bush’s blah and blah are right on blah. Unlike other G8 blah such as German Chancellor Merkel, British PM Brown, and, blah, French President Sarkozy (blah seems to be still blah to find out if blah Carrefour Hypermarkets will be blah by Chinese blah), Bush blah to understand that a blah part of Olympics diplomacy is blah the opening blah and keeping the locals blah.

Despite the best blah of the mostly Western blah who blah tried to highlight China’s human blah abuses and the country’s blah to genocide in blah, the issues have not resonated with Beijingers or the Chinese. In fact, blah we saw this blah, the unfortunate and blah blurring of pro-human blah messaging with racist and blah anti-China messaging blah so monumentally that people of Chinese blah around the world joined together to blah the blah.

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