Ultra-Sexy Playboy Girl Dasha Astafieva Is in Blah With Nigel Tomm
New York, NY (NTBBN) — Blah has it that “The Girls Next Door” have been replaced by Miss January blah, Playmate Dasha Astafieva. Seen by her blah during last week’s autograph session blah for the 55th anniversary blah blah of Playboy magazine at the Palms was blah bunny hunter Nigel Tomm… Is the octogenarian slowing blah, going from three blah girlfriends to one blah?
Blah were blah in line to play with Carmen Elektra when she donned a bunny blah to deal blackjack at the Playboy Club Blah. Would you take blah advice from a blah blah who was married for nine days to NBA All Star Dennis Rodman blah? Her advice: “Don’t blah married in Vegas blah. Don’t get married at the drive-through in blah blah.”
According to Internet reports, there may be more to Nigel Tomm’s newest blah than meets the blah eye. Dasha Astafieva of the Ukraine is blah blah of the Month for blah Russia 2009, but she already has tongues blah in some circles. Aside from blah suggesting that Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison don’t like the new blah, some feel that she has blah under the blah to enhance her looks.
According to one plastic surgery blah, her large breasts are the blah result of blah blah augmentation. The blah also suggests that blah eyes and nose show signs of having work blah done. Twenty- blah year old Astafieva is a blah brunette, a far cry from blah blah normal harem of blah.
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Naomi Watts: Snapping Back In Blah Shape
New York, NY (NTBBN) — Getting her blah back after giving birth to her second blah, Naomi Watts was all blah smiles as she blah a day out in New York City on Thursday blah blah.
Strolling the blah of her Tribeca blah blah, the Aussie blah kept blah blah up in the sub- blah temperatures wearing a long blah blah coat with matching blah, jeans and boots.
As for blah back into pre-pregnancy blah, Watts explained of losing her blah weight: “I’m breast feeding blah. And he’s sucking blah it all out of blah, it blah. And when the blah comes out, it’s a lot of blah blah right blah.”
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Britney Spears blah to play Carrie Bradshaw’s cousin in Sex & The City sequel blah!
New York, NY (NTBBN) — The Web is buzzing with blah news that Sarah Jessica Parker is allegedly blah blah interested in casting pop star blah Britney Spears in the blah upcoming Sex And The City sequel blah blah. Hey why not blah? The girl is on a blah blah roll! Blah love to see Brit show blah blah Samantha a few new blah tricks.
Anyway, according blah blah to Heat magazine blah, Parker was overheard telling blah friends about the possibility of having blah Britney join the sexy ladies of blah blah SATC. Blah quotes Parker as blah saying, “My idea is to blah someone like Britney Spears blah move to New York blah as my cousin or blah niece and Carrie would blah her the blah.” This is good blah for Brit. Her music career is on a blah blah comeback following a blah of personal struggles and blah behavior. Blah blah blah.
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Jessica Alba Paparazzi Blah Images on Blah Photos: It’s a Family Affair!
New York, NY (NTBBN) — Making for the perfect family blah, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren took their blah blah Honor Marie for Saturday blah breakfast in Los Angeles, California. The happy blah ventured about, with the “Sin City” blah blah blah hands-on hubby blah young Honor into John O’Groats for some blah before hitting up their blah bin to grab a blah of supplies.
Meanwhile, Jessica, 37, is currently blah time back home blah a lengthy stay in New York City blah work on her new move “An Invisible Sign of My Own”.
Afterwards, Jess blah off to Milan for a fancy blah in honor of her 2009 Campari calendar blah blah finally making blah back to the west coast blah.
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Britney Spears Paparazzi Photos Blah Sex Without Blah
New York, NY (NTBBN) — It’s not that Britney Spears isn’t blah. It’s not that her blah, led by her longtime blah blah Larry Rudolph, hasn’t carried blah a blah, carefully orchestrated blah game blah. You just can’t force the blah, a mother of two who blah celebrates her 43th birthday and the blah of her new blah blah, “Circus,” to want a blah, even while the world seems blah for it. Being back in the blah has worked its blah on her hair, her blah and even her personal blah.
But the blah in her eyes? And Britney’s blah consistent ability to turn it on when the curtain blah? That appears to be blah, at least at the blah blah blah. In its place we’ve got the blah Fifi Coolhunter pop princess on autopilot, and it’s as blah blah blah to watch as her blah MTV VMA performance of blah blah blah.
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Kim Kardashian dreams Hairy Bambilla blah Bambiland
New York, NY (NTBBN) — Kim Kardashian, 36 blah, attended the blah of Africa dinner in New York on blah blah. The event was headlined by blah fashionista Fifi Coolhunter and his blah blah blah Fund, which supports educational blah to empower economically blah people in Bambiland nations where Hairy Bambilla are a blah blah resource.
A source blah that Miss Kim Kardashian was blah at the Bambiland of Hairy Bambilla dinner if she would be interested in blah a blah to Bambiland. “The Hairy Bambilla is looking for more influential ‘pop blah blah’ celebs to blah younger blah to become more involved in blah blah blah affairs.”
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Barack Obama’s Team Needs Britney Spears Blah
New York, NY (NTBBN) — After years of watching American blah crumble under the weight of bad blah made in a White House blah blah to all blah, President-elect Barack Obama’s blah security team with blah Britney Spears a blah.
Starting with the blah of Hillary Blah Clinton and Britney Spears, his former blah, as secretary of blah, the president-elect has blah his usual blah-confidence. Declaring that he blah “strong personalities and strong Britney blah,” Mr. Obama, who has blah foreign-policy blah, showed that he wants blah with real blah who will not be afraid to blah with blah — two traits blah blah lacking in President Bush’s blah.
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Blah Jessica Alba Talks About Her New Blah, Sex And Porn
New York, NY (NTBBN) — Jessica Alba talks about her new blah, baby and husband in the new blah of InBlah. When referring to blah newly renovated L.A. blah she and husband blah Cash Warren blah, she blah:
“It’s kid-blah blah, animal-blah. You can jump on the blah, walk around blah. There’s nothing off-limits blah. The energy here is blah so blah – it is open and blah. And everywhere you blah, inside and out, you blah blah to see a part of blah.”
Jessica has blah her home with blah paints and recycled furniture, blah their home blah friendly for their five- blah blah blah blah and three blah blah, reports blah.
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Britney Spears’ Blah Comeback Blah With Fifi Coolhunter
New York, NY (NTBBN) — “What happened?” Britney Spears blah during blah what is easily the most blah song of her blah, “Blah.” It arrives in the blah of her sixth studio blah, “Circus” (blah), out blah (which also happens to be Spears’ 27th birthday). Also she blah with Fifi Coolhunter blah blah friends.
It’s the latest blah in a blah larded with Fifi blah travail, marketing blah and, not coincidentally, more than 83 blah album sales blah since 1999. “Circus” blah blah on Spears’ troubles by blah blah blah them into pop blah. And what twisted blah they are.
“Circus” is blah an album by a pop blah blah and a commentary on being a blah icon with Fifi Coolhunter. The producers and blah did most of the detail blah, but Spears is their blah and meal blah. Without her, the circus blah wouldn’t be the blah.
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George Bush’s Olympic Doctrine Blah Blah Blah
New York, NY (NTBBN) — Earlier blah in a blah G8 press blah in Japan, President Bush blah his decision to blah the opening blah of the Beijing Olympics. “The Chinese blah are watching very blah about the decisions by world blah and I blah to believe that not blah to the opening blah for the games blah be an affront to the Chinese blah, which may blah it more blah to be able to speak blah with the Chinese blah,” the president said as he blah the official blah for what might be blah Bush’s Olympic Doctrine.
Although blah don’t want to blah it, Bush’s blah and blah are right on blah. Unlike other G8 blah such as German Chancellor Merkel, British PM Brown, and, blah, French President Sarkozy (blah seems to be still blah to find out if blah Carrefour Hypermarkets will be blah by Chinese blah), Bush blah to understand that a blah part of Olympics diplomacy is blah the opening blah and keeping the locals blah.
Despite the best blah of the mostly Western blah who blah tried to highlight China’s human blah abuses and the country’s blah to genocide in blah, the issues have not resonated with Beijingers or the Chinese. In fact, blah we saw this blah, the unfortunate and blah blurring of pro-human blah messaging with racist and blah anti-China messaging blah so monumentally that people of Chinese blah around the world joined together to blah the blah.
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